this is a joke thing that i made in like 15 minutes when talking to a friend. it's a quick little bingo card that was meant to joking poke fun at he dispicable me 4 trailer. tho sadly this can probably be applied to a lot more then just the minions lol


the grid is also randomly refreshed every page reload, try it out!

clear toy bait (buy my marketable plushie)
fladerization of characters
some previous big characters (like a lost brother) are now just missing again
repeating a previously done plotline
joke characters ruin any tension
free space
popular / cliche music
nostolgia pandering (bringing something back and showing it off for hype
annoying pop culture reference (omg is that talletless hack simon coward from the x factor!!?!?!)
character thought to be dead is back
ends with TITLE like it's a surprise dispite being the 4th part
pandering to meme culture
hahaha fart joke (tldr potty humor)
love / attention triangle
minions are ~30% of the ad
big actor is x
no notiable changes to the enviornment because reasons
main character is slightly different to show they have aged (but not in a way like hair or wrinkles, just a new scarf or some shit)
all was good until...
is hiding being bad from wifu
young character being obsessed with social media / self image
rapid cut away from a moment for a joke
minions screaming / slapstick at studio advertisement / banner
there's a new character because sequal
previous events are mostly / completely ignored minus characters being around

please note, the grid matching the colors of gru's scarf was dumb luck, but it works so i'm keeping it anyways.